“Correct me if I’m wrong, but you didn’t have wings yesterday, correct?”
They were met with a confused stare. “I did.”
“You did not! I would have seen them if you did!”
“Or…you know…you’re just blind?”
“I am no such thing!”
“And I had wings yesterday. Can we move on? We have more important things to be dealing with.”
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