Halloween Dialogue Prompts! 🎃
1. “I’m not the only one with blood on my hands.” “But you’re the only one with actual blood on their hands.”
2. “How and when exactly did you figure out you were immortal?”
3. “You can’t kill something that isn’t alive!” “I think he would beg to differ.”
4. “How long have you been dead?” “50 years.” “Damn. Guess I missed the funeral then.”
5. “Have you lived under a rock the past three years?” “YES! I WAS LITERALLY UNDER A GRAVESTONE.”
6. “You look the same as you did 600 years ago.” “Thanks. I have a great skin care routine.”
7. “Bite me!” “No thanks. I’m trying to go on a diet.”
8. “Your lips are so red… they match your eyes.”
9. *Pulls knife out of chest* “Was that supposed to hurt?”
10. “Ugh, you think sunburn is bad? Moonburn is like ten times worse.”
11. “I’d take a bullet for you.” “It’s not romantic when you’re immortal.”
12. “I know you missed me. Just admit it. I saw you go to my grave every day.”
13. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but you didn’t have wings yesterday, correct?”
14. “I’m not completely human anymore. Remember that, next time you go to punch me in the face.”
15. “You have to go! Run!” “From what?”
“Me!!”
16. “You forgot to lock the cage.” “So?”
“Darling, he’s a werewolf.”
17. “How the hell am I supposed to explain this?” “Aliens?” “….Aliens.”
18. “What are you so afraid of? You’re already Dead!”
19. “How do you ACCIDENTALLY become the leader of a ghost army?” “I don’t know, long story.”
20. “Truth be told, I’m not sure that any of them are actually dead.”
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