(The camera starts up with Mallory’s face really close to the screen She moves backwards and you can see that she is standing in a hallway)
“Hello, fuckers,” she began in a hushed voice. “What we’re doing today is putting this,” she indicated to a bucket filled with soapy water, “over Alois’ door and recording the results.
(Cut to her hiding behind the corner as the door opens. There is a yell of surprise before she reveals herself, the camera moving jerkily before focusing on Alois.)
“Why the fuck would you do that?! There’s soap in my eyes!” the long haired man yelled, pulling the bucket off his head.
“I noticed your eyeballs were dirty so I thought I should help you to clean them!” she chirped.
“What the fuck?”
“A wash a day keeps your eyeballs from turning grey!”
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