“You gave a child an axe!”
“You kidnapped me and are detaining me. What do you mean you didn’t mean to upset me, black Gandolf?” I glared up at him as he blinked in confusion.
“Miss Daisy weighs a thousand
pounds. She can do whatever the hell she wants.”“Of course the only friend you make is the literal god of death!” Myghal hissed, almost dropping his towel.
“Can someone explain me why there’s a grown ass man tied up in the library?”
“We don’t have a basement,” Jay answered and shrugged when Emily shot her a look. “Not the answer you were looking for?”
“Oh come on,” Nikki said. “I’m sure Oz wants to see it, right Oz?”
Oz glanced up in surprise. “Oh, um, sure. Ten outta ten. Wanna see Grant shirtless. Abso-bloody-lutely.”
Grant shot him a look that hopefully said get your shit together, amateur. Oz shrugged helplessly back.
“Is that a baby?”
“…maybe…”
“Did you kidnap a baby?!”
“You can’t steal from a dead woman”
“You are me and I am you. It’s that simple. If you were stronger and more willing to do what is necessary, we would be exactly the same. But you’re weak. Useless.”
“You’re mole people!”
“Think of the children!”
“I am!”
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