(Camera zooms in on a smartly dressed woman with a bright smile before moving to focus on Mallory who looks like she’s zoning out)
Host: Good evening, Mallory. Thank you for coming onto the show tonight.
Mallory (visibly snapping to attention): I mean…you’re paying me. Also Daniele would probably have tried to maim me if I refused.
Host:….Moving on! There’s a lot of talk that you and Alois were seen getting closer. Can you confirm?
Mallory: If by “closer”, you mean I literally had him pinned to the ground during training then yes, I suppose we were seen getting closer.
Host: There’s also been talk that you were seen getting close with Raine.
Mallory: He’s literally the only one of them that I can stand on a daily basis. Also he carries my camera and gets me tea so he’s obviously the best one.
Host: Right… Our sources also say that you and Leander have been getting cuddly with one another.
Mallory (looking into the camera with suspicion): Are your sources Daniele? Is this whole thing just a way to get me to talk about whether or not I would kiss one of them?
Mallory (before flipping the table): Fuck this shit, I’m out.
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