I made this for Asexual Awareness Week in November, but it turned out to be a bigger project than I expected. O.O But better late than never!
Asexuals are often a misunderstood sexual orientation, and many feel lost and alone due to the sheer lack of information about it! It was so hard to find ANY scientific sources about it for my research paper last year, and it’s all but invisible in mainstream media. So I hope this sheds some light on the subject!
Aces, you are not alone! We are valid and beautiful!!
(The camera starts up with Mallory’s face really close to the screen She moves backwards and you can see that she is standing in a hallway)
“Hello, fuckers,” she began in a hushed voice. “What we’re doing today is putting this,” she indicated to a bucket filled with soapy water, “over Alois’ door and recording the results.
(Cut to her hiding behind the corner as the door opens. There is a yell of surprise before she reveals herself, the camera moving jerkily before focusing on Alois.)
“Why the fuck would you do that?! There’s soap in my eyes!” the long haired man yelled, pulling the bucket off his head.
“I noticed your eyeballs were dirty so I thought I should help you to clean them!” she chirped.
“What the fuck?”
“A wash a day keeps your eyeballs from turning grey!”
Grimm the Crow. Breaks into houses to steal bread. Caws in the morning to wake people up. Kind of an asshole. He likes to wear hats, his favorite is his top hat. Will fight you for food. Perches on Aubrey’s head of shoulder. Sometimes he does the same for Florian though he does dig his claws in. What else do you want from him? He’s a crow!
(The camera starts as Mallory flops down into a swivel chair. She looks thoughtfully off to the side before turning to face the screen)
“I think Milo is stealing my tea and replacing it with Blondie’s boss’ alcohol,” her voice was incredibly blithe as she said that.
“Obviously, revenge will have to be dealt,” she continued, an eerily cheerful smile appearing on her face. “I don’t even like whisky. Why the fuck is he giving it to me?”
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