Noun: /anˈtɪlədʒi/ – an-TIL-oj-ee
A contradiction of ideas.
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OTP questions: 4!
I’m gonna do this for Mallory! I have 2 OTPs for her so I’ll do both!
4. Who is in love with the other person’s laugh?
Mallory/Alois: He is in love with her laugh because it’s always really mischievous and amused.
Mallory/*NN: They are both in love with the other’s laugh. She is in love with his laugh because it’s so rare for his laugh to be genuine. He’s in love with her laugh because he finds other people’s reactions to it amusing.
Thanks for the ask!
Otp Questions
- Who is more nervous on their first date?
- Who can’t stop giggling when their partner kisses them all over their face?
- Who accidentally wears the other’s hat one day?
- Who is in love with the other person’s laugh?
- Who covers the other person with a blanket when they fall asleep somewhere other than their bed?
- Who cracks open their beverage before handing it to their partner?
- What dance moves do they break out on the dancefloor together?
- What would be their dream vacation?
- If they tried to do the yoga couple’s challenge, how would they do?
- Where do they spend most of their time together?
- Who runs their thumb over the other person’s skin to comfort them?
- Who accidentally falls asleep on the other?
- Who would run a bath for the other person?
- What would their wedding look like?
- Who would try to do something artsy for their partner and just before they were going to throw it out because they thought it sucked, their partner comes in and loves the art piece?
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

Florian Harrofolk. Snarky bastard. Hard shell, soft interior. Elf. Florist. Long hair, dont care. He cares a lot about his hair. Has a pet grass snake named Sir Slither. Only magic talent is in plant magic and repairing shit. More often then not over at Aubrey’s flat. Eats Chinese take-out a lot. Does not know about Aubrey being an ex-saviour but does know that they’re a lot older than they look. Is about the same age as them to be honest, probably younger. Sometimes he makes flower crowns.

Aubrey Ordifale. They/them. Too tired for this bullshit. Bitter? Hardly. Coffee is the only thing keeping them going. Only friends are a snarky elf florist named Florian and maybe the crow that sometimes gets into their house and eats their bread. Probably swallowed a dictionary at some point in time because they know a shit ton of archaic words. Is very powerful but only uses their magic for simple things like lighting candles and cleaning these days. Keeps their powerful spell books for old times sake and also because they are a hoarder. Wand/staff is actually an umbrella which doubles as both a club and a shield.
An Ex-Saviour’s Guide to Life After
Yep! This gal has a new WIP!
Description!
Witches, wizards and that kind of thing are a dime a dozen. Magic is an everyday part of life. It’s used to cook, to clean, to repair. It’s taught in every school, bought and sold in every shop.
Once in a generation, a “saviour” is prophesied to arise to defeat a great evil. Sometimes that evil isn’t always what it appears to be. Sometimes it’s global warming, sometimes it’s an eldritch being.
Aubrey Ordifale was the previous generation’s saviour, fated to die after their encounter with the eldritch being, Diabolos. However, something went wrong.
They didn’t die.
Over fifty years later, tired and bitter and maybe a little angry under their apathy, they live in an apartment and work in a coffee shop. Few remember them as being the saviour and they don’t care enough to mention it.
Until the world is in need of another saviour.
Yesss!! Can you tag me in posts about this please?!
Sure!
Lmao, guess who has another idea for a WIP, despite currently being on a Mallory kick?
…is it you?
(tell me more!! :P)
Yes, it’s me!
You know how fantasy stories sometimes have a prophesised saviour and it’s treated as a rare thing? Well, it’s like that but the saviour is prophesised once in a generation! Sometimes they aren’t but most of the time they are!
The WIP focuses on an ex-saviour and life after they’ve done their thing whilst a new saviour looks for them because the evil they have to defeat is the one the ex-saviour stopped before them!
It’s got witches, wizards, eldritch horrors and all manner of fun stuff!
Also the main character likes to use archaic words
Archaic words, you say? ‘,:)
That sounds really cool! I love inversions of tropes so much and that was one I’d never even considered. Plus, magic! Count me in!
Yep! I wonder where I got that idea from…
Thank you! Tbh, the whole idea of subverting the whole “saviour” trope was slightly inspired by a friend’s WIP. They aren’t on Tumblr but it was basically, have the “chosen one” be the villain and not the main character.
Magic makes everything good!
An Ex-Saviour’s Guide to Life After
Yep! This gal has a new WIP!
Description!
Witches, wizards and that kind of thing are a dime a dozen. Magic is an everyday part of life. It’s used to cook, to clean, to repair. It’s taught in every school, bought and sold in every shop.
Once in a generation, a “saviour” is prophesied to arise to defeat a great evil. Sometimes that evil isn’t always what it appears to be. Sometimes it’s global warming, sometimes it’s an eldritch being.
Aubrey Ordifale was the previous generation’s saviour, fated to die after their encounter with the eldritch being, Diabolos. However, something went wrong.
They didn’t die.
Over fifty years later, tired and bitter and maybe a little angry under their apathy, they live in an apartment and work in a coffee shop. Few remember them as being the saviour and they don’t care enough to mention it.
Until the world is in need of another saviour.