(The camera started up with Mallory appearing from the side.)

“We’re summoning a demon today, fuckers!” she yelled before disappearing off camera and coming back with a slightly taller boy. “And this asshole is going to help.”

“Have you finally gone crazy and started talking to yourself?” he asked her, voice monotone and face blank.

“Yep,” she nodded in agreement. “Now come on, we need blood and Blondie’s an unending supply of it.”

(Cut to them covered in soot.)

“That went well,” the taller boy commented.

“Blondie tried to kill us but what else is new?”

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@writer-grandma

(The camera starts with a close up of a blue eye before the owner moved away and flopped back into a computer chair.)

“So, like, Daniele decided that it would be a good idea for me to keep a video diary because it might reduce my "stress levels” or some shit,“ the girl rolled her eyes and waved one of her hands dismissively to the side. "Because that’s a thing people do, apparently.”

“Anywho, I’m Mallory and I might just end up killing him for this.”

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@writersloth or should it be @writer-grandma?