born for it

“How does a girl like you end up doing something like this?”

A thousand answers linger on her tongue, some honest, some scathing, some little more than half truths and fairy dust.

“I was born for it,” she says eventually, slowly as if she was speaking to a child. “I was born for murder, for torture, for lies and half truths.”

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in abandoned cupboards

“If someone finds us, we are dead,” a voice hissed as the owner was dragged down a deserted corridor.

“Worse than dead,” a monotone voice agreed.

“By ‘someone”, I know you mean boss,” Mallory smirked back at Alois and Raine as she came to a stop besides one of the abandoned supply cupboards.

“Actually I mean both Daniele and boss,” Alois said snippily, opening the door and walking inside with a huff.

“Personally, I meant Blondie but whatever.”

“You’re both cowards,” Mallory rolled her eyes and dragged Raine in with her.

“Or, maybe, we actually have brains and can think things through beforehand, rather than make it up as we go along,” the taller male drawled.

“I have poor impulse control, fuck you.”

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Mallory: Talk Show Style

(Camera zooms in on a smartly dressed woman with a bright smile before moving to focus on Mallory who looks like she’s zoning out)

Host: Good evening, Mallory. Thank you for coming onto the show tonight.

Mallory (visibly snapping to attention): I mean…you’re paying me. Also Daniele would probably have tried to maim me if I refused.

Host:….Moving on! There’s a lot of talk that you and Alois were seen getting closer. Can you confirm?

Mallory: If by “closer”, you mean I literally had him pinned to the ground during training then yes, I suppose we were seen getting closer.

Host: There’s also been talk that you were seen getting close with Raine. 

Mallory: He’s literally the only one of them that I can stand on a daily basis. Also he carries my camera and gets me tea so he’s obviously the best one.

Host: Right… Our sources also say that you and Leander have been getting cuddly with one another.

Mallory (looking into the camera with suspicion): Are your sources Daniele? Is this whole thing just a way to get me to talk about whether or not I would kiss one of them?

Mallory (before flipping the table): Fuck this shit, I’m out.

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Headcanons…

that are actually canon about Mallory’s fam crew.

Daniele:

  • Likes to think he can cook but actually burns everything nine times out of ten. Only thing he can actually always make without ruining it is birthday cake for some reason.
  • Fashion guy who thinks wearing fishnets under jeans is a fashion crime. Mallory disagrees.
  • Buys random shit, never uses it and then wonders why the budget is so low.
  • Highkey tries to match everyone with someone, much to their disgust.

Raine:

  • King of the emotionless face and voice.
  • Mallory’s “camera-man”, teaboy and occasional make-out partner when they’re both bored.
  • Says he’s not a cuddly person but he is. Mallory knows.
  • Only one Mallory likes most of the time.

Alois:

  • Mother Hen with a loud voice and long hair. Don’t tell him, he’s in denial.
  • Thinks Mallory is hot cute because she is always herself. Also thinks Raine is cute for some reason.
  • Disaster bi.
  • Spends a ton on shampoo but also steals Mallory’s.

Leander:

  • “Ladies man” *insert gagging sound effects from Mallory here*
  • Easily made irritated, usually by Mallory and Raine “borrowing” his blood to summon demons.
  • Was once pushed off a bridge by Mallory. Fortunately, or unfortunately if you’re Mallory, it wasn’t a very high bridge and the water wasn’t that deep.
  • Says he’s 100% straight but he isn’t.

Connolly:

  • Trash™, according to Mallory. If anyone else outside of the fam crew says that, they die. (you can feel the love in this family can’t you?)
  • Bad with women, hasn’t had a date in years. He also has never had sex according to Mallory.
  • So devoted to Boss that Daniele suspects he might be in love with him.
  • If Boss is gonna see it, it has to be perfect. Mallory messes it up of spite.

“Boss”:

  • Real name is Akirou. He’s a kitsune.
  • Drinks a lot and doesn’t like when people steal his alcohol. He spent money on that, you know!
  • Acts flirty with everyone by draping himself on them. The shorter ones (Mallory, Raine and Leander) are subjected to it more.
  • Sleeps a lot when he doesn’t have anything important to do.

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I did a thing

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Chana McAllistair. A teenager quite happy to be just that. Does dumb shit like mess around with Ouija boards and break into haunted houses with her best friend, Maven Moon. Teal eyeshadow with every outfit regardless of whether or not it matches the colour scheme is a Look™. Prankster. Will date anyone, she doesn’t give a shit about gender or stuff like that. Her hair isn’t usually it’s natural colour but because of reasons (ie: hair recolours aren’t working at the moment) she’s sporting black hair.

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Noelle McAllistair. A teenager ready to be an adult. Straight A student, something her younger twin mocks her for. Is one of the popular kids but doesn’t realise it. Huge lesbian, had a cute little relationship going until she caught her gf making out with someone else. Best friend is Candy Behr. Hates anything to do with horror or scary stuff. Not that into creative things despite coming from a pretty creative family. I’m probably gonna end up putting her in the scientist career, maybe she’ll get an alien gf!

And, as a little bonus:

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Aspen McAllistair nee Bloom!

My precious baby, the first sim I was 100% happy with! She’s a gardener, baker, stylist and a pretty cool mother with a wonderful husband. who I didn’t make because I cant make male sims, okay.

I’m randomly tagging @writersloth in this, mainly because I wanna show her more of my children, lmao