out of all mythology, who is the most sub, who is the most dom? i have reason to suspect that seth might fall into one of those categories, would love to hear your take tho

thethew:

ALL MYTHOLOGY YOU SAY

most submissive- Apollo 100% 

most dominate- THOR AND HE CAN OWN MY ASS Ares I guess

Well, this wasn’t what I expected on my dash today and I certainly didn’t expect to be told Apollo is a sub buuuut…

I can see it and now I cannot unsee it because it fits so well with the story I have. 

bunjywunjy:

isnerdy:

memcjo:

wearethesparkk:

cassandor:

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

Earth is effing amazing!

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

Apollo is a bottom, change my mind.

writersshock:

cheshireinunderland:

writersshock:

thethew:

I won’t.

good because i wouldnt have let you anyway

i dare you too convince me to stop sending gay mythology asks to you. if its possible…

Okay, okay, not super relevant but!

@writersshock, do you remember Follow the Stars?

I saw that and I laughed because that is now all I can think about in regards to Apollo 

ASTRA TOPPING APOLLO

YES

IT IS PURE UNALTERTED GOLD AND I LOVE IT

Will I actually write it? Debateable

But will I imply it? YES

Small Bit of FTS That I Needed to Get Out Before Continuing

He raised his head to scowl at her before sighing and conceding her point. “Fair enough.”

“Usually you don’t care about that though, you’re usually content to leave the raising of your children to the mothers,” Astra tilted her head to the side curiously.

“That because it isn’t usually a problem,” Apollo stood up and paid before nodding to her and walking out the door.

She looked after him for a moment. “Rude,” was finally muttered and she turned back to her own drink.


@writer-grandma @writersshock

Guess who now wants to write slightly NSFW stuff?

It me.

I mean, I wouldn’t write a full blown sex scene but I would do something slightly like that with a lot of alluding and shit like that.

Idk man, I just wanna write and that is an idea.