Tag: 100 followers celebration

in abandoned cupboards

“If someone finds us, we are dead,” a voice hissed as the owner was dragged down a deserted corridor.

“Worse than dead,” a monotone voice agreed.

“By ‘someone”, I know you mean boss,” Mallory smirked back at Alois and Raine as she came to a stop besides one of the abandoned supply cupboards.

“Actually I mean both Daniele and boss,” Alois said snippily, opening the door and walking inside with a huff.

“Personally, I meant Blondie but whatever.”

“You’re both cowards,” Mallory rolled her eyes and dragged Raine in with her.

“Or, maybe, we actually have brains and can think things through beforehand, rather than make it up as we go along,” the taller male drawled.

“I have poor impulse control, fuck you.”

@writer-grandma @srazar @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric and @alexis-bellissima

Mallory: Talk Show Style

(Camera zooms in on a smartly dressed woman with a bright smile before moving to focus on Mallory who looks like she’s zoning out)

Host: Good evening, Mallory. Thank you for coming onto the show tonight.

Mallory (visibly snapping to attention): I mean…you’re paying me. Also Daniele would probably have tried to maim me if I refused.

Host:….Moving on! There’s a lot of talk that you and Alois were seen getting closer. Can you confirm?

Mallory: If by “closer”, you mean I literally had him pinned to the ground during training then yes, I suppose we were seen getting closer.

Host: There’s also been talk that you were seen getting close with Raine. 

Mallory: He’s literally the only one of them that I can stand on a daily basis. Also he carries my camera and gets me tea so he’s obviously the best one.

Host: Right… Our sources also say that you and Leander have been getting cuddly with one another.

Mallory (looking into the camera with suspicion): Are your sources Daniele? Is this whole thing just a way to get me to talk about whether or not I would kiss one of them?

Mallory (before flipping the table): Fuck this shit, I’m out.

@writer-grandma @srazar @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric and @alexis-bellissima

Headcanons…

that are actually canon about Mallory’s fam crew.

Daniele:

  • Likes to think he can cook but actually burns everything nine times out of ten. Only thing he can actually always make without ruining it is birthday cake for some reason.
  • Fashion guy who thinks wearing fishnets under jeans is a fashion crime. Mallory disagrees.
  • Buys random shit, never uses it and then wonders why the budget is so low.
  • Highkey tries to match everyone with someone, much to their disgust.

Raine:

  • King of the emotionless face and voice.
  • Mallory’s “camera-man”, teaboy and occasional make-out partner when they’re both bored.
  • Says he’s not a cuddly person but he is. Mallory knows.
  • Only one Mallory likes most of the time.

Alois:

  • Mother Hen with a loud voice and long hair. Don’t tell him, he’s in denial.
  • Thinks Mallory is hot cute because she is always herself. Also thinks Raine is cute for some reason.
  • Disaster bi.
  • Spends a ton on shampoo but also steals Mallory’s.

Leander:

  • “Ladies man” *insert gagging sound effects from Mallory here*
  • Easily made irritated, usually by Mallory and Raine “borrowing” his blood to summon demons.
  • Was once pushed off a bridge by Mallory. Fortunately, or unfortunately if you’re Mallory, it wasn’t a very high bridge and the water wasn’t that deep.
  • Says he’s 100% straight but he isn’t.

Connolly:

  • Trash™, according to Mallory. If anyone else outside of the fam crew says that, they die. (you can feel the love in this family can’t you?)
  • Bad with women, hasn’t had a date in years. He also has never had sex according to Mallory.
  • So devoted to Boss that Daniele suspects he might be in love with him.
  • If Boss is gonna see it, it has to be perfect. Mallory messes it up of spite.

“Boss”:

  • Real name is Akirou. He’s a kitsune.
  • Drinks a lot and doesn’t like when people steal his alcohol. He spent money on that, you know!
  • Acts flirty with everyone by draping himself on them. The shorter ones (Mallory, Raine and Leander) are subjected to it more.
  • Sleeps a lot when he doesn’t have anything important to do.

@writer-grandma @srazar @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric and @alexis-bellissima

100 Followers Celebration!!!

In honour of the fact I now have like 101+ followers, I’m gonna be doing something.

Cause this isn’t just gonna be a followers celebration though I do adore you all.

Oh no.

It’s gonna be a Mallory celebration as well.

Mallory, if you dont know her, is one of my oldest and most treasured OCs. She’s my daughter if you will. she’s also @writersloth‘s daughter as well because Grandma Sloth loves her. she’s the one who gave me the idea for this

What’s gonna be happening?

Well, for a week (or more, idk), I will be doing the following:

  • posting as many of the pictures for Around the World With Mallory as I can. yes I still have them, I am just lazy as fuck
  • writing some stuff about Mallory that isn’t In Front of the Camera. I’ll still be doing that
  • letting Mallory answer any questions you have for her. she swear a lot, be warned. also has a morbid sense of humour.
  • maybe I’ll try my hand at making an aesthetic for her.
  • basically anything to do with Mallory. Ask me and, if I like the idea, I’ll probably do it

Lmao, you can ask me anything about Mallory at any time and I can guarantee that I would love you for it.

tagging some people to let them know about this post because I can: @srazar @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric @alexis-bellissima