Which AU?

cheshireinunderland:

Idk man, I just felt like doing a thing about how or what Mallory would be in different AUs.

Highschool AU: One word. Troublemaker. Probably interested in studying psychology. Teachers hate her because she always passes but she never pays attention.

Avatar AU: Firebender, no question about it. Plots a lot. Plots like she’s planning world domination. She isn’t.

Musician AU: Idk, she probably plays the violin or fiddle. Maybe she does something like Voltaire. Maybe she sings as well.

Fantasy AU: Probably an assassin. Failing that, she runs a weapon shop. And failing that, she works in a tavern. If she has magic, I think she’d be a jack of all trades with a focus on mind magic.

Coffee Shop AU: Barista. Hates coffee, always drinks tea. Everyone acts confused. Constantly questions why she’s there. Would quit if she could.

Monster AU: Either a vampire or a demon. If she was a demon, she would have gold eyes. Maybe. As a vampire, she’d probably sleep all the time.

That was fun. I might do it again when I find more AUs.

@writersloth, I think these have the potential to be funny? and develop into stories of their own? lmao, I have no clue what I’m doing with my life anymore.

I have more ideas, thanks to @writersloth doing this!

I’m still doing these for Mallory.

Soulmate AU: Depends on what kind of soulmate AU it is. If it’s one where if your soulmate dyes their hair, your hair changes to match it, she’d be that asshole who dyes her hair outrages colours just to be annoying. If it’s one where if you draw on your skin it appears on their skin, she’d draw random things like skulls and sweets just to fuck with them. Basically, she’d be an asshole and would need someone of equal level to deal with her. Or someone with the patience of a saint.

Model AU: A model who, outside of when she has to wear elegant and fashionable clothes, wears the most punkish, tom-boyish clothes she can. 

Mermaid/Cecaelia AU: She’s a cute little vampire squid. Big emphasis on the “vampire” part of that sentence.

Doomed Camping Trip AU: Complained all the way to the campsite, probably knew it was gonna rain and was all “I told you so!” for ages afterwards. Might’ve climbed a tree to get away from the others. Set someone’s bag on fire out of spite.

Boyband AU: Doesn’t listen to the boyband, was dragged there by some friends. Spent it listening to the loudest rock music she could get on her phone. Probably annoyed more than a few people with her lack of care.

Art School AU: Paints a lot of brutal deaths. People are concerned. She doesn’t give a fuck. Is the red substance on her hands paint or dried blood? You dont want to know.

Mallory Facts

Woo, facts about Mallory? I’m down to do that! is ignoring the fact she should be doing everything else but focusing on her murderous favourite OC

  • Gender isn’t really something she cares about. Like, she knows she’s a girl and identifies as such but if someone were to somehow mistake her for a guy, she wouldn’t care. It’s actually a thing that she learns how to disguise her gender because of her line of work being a more male dominated thing and, since she started doing it really young and she isn’t unaware about how people could take advantage of her, she gets really good at doing it. (Of course, when she’s older, she gives zero fucks about people finding out she’s a girl because, hello, assassin/hitwoman with telekinesis/telepathy, well known for being skilled at torture and murder? Sexism doesn’t stand a chance)
  • She speaks fluent Italian (because she spent most of her formative years there), English (she kinda needed to) and Japanese (same as English). She also speaks German, Russian, French and Spanish but not to the same degree as the first three.
  • People (namely this one annoying kid that she wont admit to being friends with) often call her a vampire. She’s allergic to garlic, hates the sun, is more often than not covered in blood and will not go into churches. She argues that she cant be called a vampire because she goes where she wants without invitation, she can cross running water, she isn’t allergic to the sun and she doesn’t drink blood (or so she says)

And as a little bonus, Mallory’s aesthetic!

Fishnet tights under ripped jeans, bad dye jobs, red lipstick, blood under finger nails, combat boots with a thick sole, switchblades, bruised knuckles, split lips, a fox disappearing into the night, panthers out on the prowl, too much sugar, sarcasm, muttered swear words, drinks tea all the time, red wine, laughter coming from nowhere. 


@writersloth

Which AU?

Idk man, I just felt like doing a thing about how or what Mallory would be in different AUs.

Highschool AU: One word. Troublemaker. Probably interested in studying psychology. Teachers hate her because she always passes but she never pays attention.

Avatar AU: Firebender, no question about it. Plots a lot. Plots like she’s planning world domination. She isn’t.

Musician AU: Idk, she probably plays the violin or fiddle. Maybe she does something like Voltaire. Maybe she sings as well.

Fantasy AU: Probably an assassin. Failing that, she runs a weapon shop. And failing that, she works in a tavern. If she has magic, I think she’d be a jack of all trades with a focus on mind magic.

Coffee Shop AU: Barista. Hates coffee, always drinks tea. Everyone acts confused. Constantly questions why she’s there. Would quit if she could.

Monster AU: Either a vampire or a demon. If she was a demon, she would have gold eyes. Maybe. As a vampire, she’d probably sleep all the time.

That was fun. I might do it again when I find more AUs.

@writersloth, I think these have the potential to be funny? and develop into stories of their own? lmao, I have no clue what I’m doing with my life anymore.

Hi! Hello! Hope you dont mind me coming into your ask box to talk about Mallory! (Aka my daughter whose a jerk but I love!) She’s the kind of person who would record herself trying to summon a demon, is significantly shorter than everyone she associates with and often jumps on someone else’s back to make herself feel taller. Bad decisions abound but she doesn’t care. Dry humour. If she had the power use illusions, she would 100% use it to make it seem like they’re confessing secrets.

writersloth:

cheshireinunderland:

writersloth:

NO NO GIVE ME ALL THE INFO I LOVE HER!!! Ara would love her, summon the demon with her and carry her so she can feel taller!! And what would we as writers be without asshole characters that we adopt anyway? We’d be lesser for it, I’m sure

I’m also like 90% sure she’d be that person who could look a god in the eye and either a) insult them, b) dismiss them or c) say fight me.

Also she has a tendency to point out the obvious and deliver it in a way that makes it really insulting, which is how we get this lovely little quote! “What is it with you people and not taking the obvious solution? You literally have several self proclaimed geniuses in the building at any one time and none of them thought to use Google?”

Ara would do both 1 and 3 in one swoop, Yael has literally done number 3, so there’s that. Aek did all three, now that I think about it lmao

Well I mean it is a very good point, everything can be found on Google so she absolutely should go off with that and Ara will punch whoever doesn’t like that

Lmao, I think Aek might be really close to being a male version of her. 

That particular quote comes from a time where the building of the people she hangs out with the most was filled with coconut crabs. And no one had the sense to google giant crabs. 

They were all running around screaming or trying to kill them and she just walked in like…what the hell is going on???

Then she found out and thought it was hilarious.

Hi! Hello! Hope you dont mind me coming into your ask box to talk about Mallory! (Aka my daughter whose a jerk but I love!) She’s the kind of person who would record herself trying to summon a demon, is significantly shorter than everyone she associates with and often jumps on someone else’s back to make herself feel taller. Bad decisions abound but she doesn’t care. Dry humour. If she had the power use illusions, she would 100% use it to make it seem like they’re confessing secrets.

writersloth:

NO NO GIVE ME ALL THE INFO I LOVE HER!!! Ara would love her, summon the demon with her and carry her so she can feel taller!! And what would we as writers be without asshole characters that we adopt anyway? We’d be lesser for it, I’m sure

I’m also like 90% sure she’d be that person who could look a god in the eye and either a) insult them, b) dismiss them or c) say fight me.

Also she has a tendency to point out the obvious and deliver it in a way that makes it really insulting, which is how we get this lovely little quote! “What is it with you people and not taking the obvious solution? You literally have several self proclaimed geniuses in the building at any one time and none of them thought to use Google?”

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Mallory Cullodena. A girl whose existence is shrouded in lies. Is Mallory Cullodena even her real name? No one knows except for her and her father, neither of them will tell. Known to most people by the title “Bloody Mary”, she makes a living being exactly what people fear the most. Sometimes becomes weirdly introspective, totally unlike her usual “live in the moment, dont think about the past or future” attitude. Whatever you do, dont ever make her shriek. Has extremely powerful telepathy and telekinesis.


@writersloth @millie-likes-art

A character and a quote! Mallory: What is it with you people and not taking the obvious solution? You literally have several self proclaimed geniuses in the building at any one time and none of them thought to use Google?

bluewritesforever-deactivated20:

omg she sounds so funny! I would have died laughing if I’d heard her say that!

That’s Mallory! When she isn’t being sarcastic and ruining your life, she’s actually pretty funny! 

Favourite character to write tbh

Tagged by @rmorada in this post! Thank you! 💜

Rules: bold what applies to your character.

For Mallory!

APHRODITE          

laughter-loving, sweet smiles, dressed in silk and satin,
flower in their hair, thrives on attention, sees the world as a runway,
unapologetically sexual, the sea washing their ankles, in love with love,
stirrer of passion, cunning concealed by painted lips, secret daggers, doves,
revolution in their kiss, delighting in the waves, flirtatious winks, strolling
along the beach, staring wistfully from a balcony, this is how to be a
heartbreaker, your girlfriend thinks
they’re attractive, wants to be adored, gets turned on by danger.

APOLLO          

glitz and glamour, art galleries, turning the volume up, being made of gold, neatly-organized music
sheets, notebooks filled with poetry, bathing in the sunlight, the powerful
urge to create, collecting vinyl records, beautiful cover of wonder-wall,
playing multiple instruments, tasting like sunshine, healing touch, speaking in
prophecies, smile mingled wrath, shunning lies, sporting shades, hanging out at music festivals with their friends,
sleeps naked, arrow to the heart, paint brushes, probably has a Tinder account.

ARES        

armed for battle,
wants to raise a dog with their
significant other, soft spot for children, gives piggyback rides, scarred
body
, blood on their hands and face,
willing to fight the world for the ones
they love, fights against injustice, warm hugs, well-worn combat boots, boxing gloves, bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles, fist raised in protest,
ignites revolutions
, fear is a prison,
more sensitive than what their tough shell will make you think, exhausted,
damaged goods, force to be reckoned with,
red roses, curses under their breath.

ARTEMIS          

keen sense of a hunter, freckles like constellations on
their skin, piercing eyes,
dishevelled braid, moonlight peeking through the shadows, the calm of the forest
at night, lying on the grass and staring at the stars, mother doe and her fawn,
protecting their kin, the moon
shimmering on a still lake, quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a
tree, running with wolves, bonding
while circled around a campfire, not
being much of a people person, arrow
hitting a target, popping egos, patience
on 3%
, touches heaven and returns howling.

ATHENA          

discerning gaze, unreadable face, the patience of a
lifelong teacher, quiet museums, owl perched on their finger, armor that
intimidates, eye for architecture, plays the sims for the sole purpose of
building houses, studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid,
big fan of logic, loves brain teasers, go-getter,
balls of wool displayed on shelves, ancient buildings, sweaters in neutrals and
cool colors, hair done up, can kill you with their brain, heads to the library often to research, sharpened pencils, abs that can cut steel, stoic statues, pottery
classes.

DEMETER        

soil-covered hands, smile that can bloom flowers, skin loved
by the sun, being the mom-friend, can lift you and your friends, flowers kept
in the pockets of overalls, takes pride in their beautiful garden, speaks to
their plants (elementals), leaves rustling in the wind, stalks of wheat,
picking fruit, greenhouses, heart as
strong as a mountain, values
simplicity, daisies dotted across a collarbone, curls crowned with flowers,
folded pile of sweaters in warm hues, pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the
oven and the smell wafting through the air.

DIONYSUS          

drunk shitposter,
on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second, seductive smirks, untamed curls, rich
fabrics on dark skin, sleek-furred panthers, theater masks, stage productions,
receiving a standing ovation, rose caught between their teeth, being the baby
of the bunch, wild parties that last from sundown to sunup, creeping vines,
inspiring loyalty, grand opera houses, masquerade balls, rolls of film,
shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled
floor, pouring champagne into flutes, lives for the applause.

HEPHAESTUS          

the calloused hands of someone who knows labor, sweaty brow,
flame burning in their eyes,
inventive mind
, broad shoulders, steampunk goggles, nuts and bolts stored away
in little boxes, ashes, striking a match, blueprints for future projects,
fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades, wrestles with bitterness, work boots have seen better years, wrinkled plaid shirts, iron melted in
blazing fire, huge jackets, crafting masterpieces, greased-stained overalls,
fascination with robotics, pain is fuel, stack of weaponry, even their muscles
have muscles.

HERA          

resting bitch face,
dressed to the nines, cows grazing on a pasture, cool rain, loving and hating fiercely, hand
clutching a string of pearls, large chandelier with glittering crystals, plays
the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims
, romance to realism,
pictures of the sky while flying on a plane, files that under ‘fuck it’, downs glasses of wine as they relax
with a scented bubble bath and netflix, like their selfie or you’re grounded,
knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man, dark
eyes that penetrate your soul
, marble and gold.

HERMES          

devil-may-care smile,
ink-stained hands, always up-to-date on the latest technology, will steal your
french fries
, does it for the vine, shitposter,
puts googly eyes on everything, meme
hoarder, long drives on the highway,
ma and pop diners, spontaneous road
trips, folded maps, fingers dancing
across the keyboard of a laptop, shooting hoops on the basketball court,
chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations, goes jogging in the morning, mixes
redbull with coffee, menace on april fool’s, hoodies and sneakers.

POSEIDON          

storm with skin, colorful coral reefs, waves crashing
against the shore
, the sea casting its spell, stroking the soft fur of a cat,
their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop, tousled
locks
, clothes smeared with paint, owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns
for more, leather jackets, fondness for diy projects, handwriting that flows
across the page, nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin, velvety
singing voice that haunts your dreams
, mood as ever-changing as the sea, the
roar of a motorcycle
, compass with a spinning arrow.

ZEUS          

thunder in their
heart
, running on coffee, flash of lightning, natural charisma,
eloquence, badass in a nice suit, aficionado of history, force of nature, lenny face, pretends
they don’t have feelings but they do
, nightmare-filled nights, proud arm
around their lover’s waist, high-rise buildings, planes soaring through a
cloudless sky, technician on the piano, maintains order, strong handshake, juggling multiple events on their busy schedule
with ease, most likely to be voted class president out of their peers,
expensive watch.

I dont really know who to tag so I’ll just do @strawberryspaceship and @editedandwrittenbyhannah