Who here knows about Moshi Monsters? No one? That’s okay.

You’re still going to have put up with the rant I am about to compose because my friends are idiots and MR. SNOODLE ISNT A FREAKING PIG YOU INGRATES.

Okay, I suppose I should explain.

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This thing is one of the moshlings you can get in the game and is the subject of this rant.

Firstly, some reasons why he is an elephant.

  1. Look at that trunk! Have you ever seen a pig with a trunk? Unless he was going on holiday, I sincerely doubt it.
  2. The ears! Pigs have pointy ears, he has rounded off ears that flop down.
  3. His tail is straight! Not curly!
  4. The freaking wiki page clearly states that he was inspired by an elephant! Not a pig! (SOURCE)
  5. Another thing! He resembles a Titchy-Tusked Mammoth (Moshi Monster’s version of the woolly mammoth), just without the fur, yellow instead of blue and without tusks! It even says on the Titchy-Tusked Mammoth‘s page that he ‘is a blue mammoth version of a Silly Snuffler’ (what Mr. Snoodle is). Real life elephants look like real life woolly mammoths, not pigs! (SOURCE)

Secondly, some reasons why he could be seen as a pig:

  1. He’s…fat?
  2. His legs are stumpy?
  3. His trunk resembles a pig snout?

As you can see, that list is much shorter.

In conclusion, Mr. Snoodle is an elephant and anyone who calls him a pig is wrong and should be ashamed. Of course, they can still call him a pig, just be sure to let them know that they are wrong.

Thank you and good day.