Headcanons…

that are actually canon about Mallory’s fam crew.

Daniele:

  • Likes to think he can cook but actually burns everything nine times out of ten. Only thing he can actually always make without ruining it is birthday cake for some reason.
  • Fashion guy who thinks wearing fishnets under jeans is a fashion crime. Mallory disagrees.
  • Buys random shit, never uses it and then wonders why the budget is so low.
  • Highkey tries to match everyone with someone, much to their disgust.

Raine:

  • King of the emotionless face and voice.
  • Mallory’s “camera-man”, teaboy and occasional make-out partner when they’re both bored.
  • Says he’s not a cuddly person but he is. Mallory knows.
  • Only one Mallory likes most of the time.

Alois:

  • Mother Hen with a loud voice and long hair. Don’t tell him, he’s in denial.
  • Thinks Mallory is hot cute because she is always herself. Also thinks Raine is cute for some reason.
  • Disaster bi.
  • Spends a ton on shampoo but also steals Mallory’s.

Leander:

  • “Ladies man” *insert gagging sound effects from Mallory here*
  • Easily made irritated, usually by Mallory and Raine “borrowing” his blood to summon demons.
  • Was once pushed off a bridge by Mallory. Fortunately, or unfortunately if you’re Mallory, it wasn’t a very high bridge and the water wasn’t that deep.
  • Says he’s 100% straight but he isn’t.

Connolly:

  • Trash™, according to Mallory. If anyone else outside of the fam crew says that, they die. (you can feel the love in this family can’t you?)
  • Bad with women, hasn’t had a date in years. He also has never had sex according to Mallory.
  • So devoted to Boss that Daniele suspects he might be in love with him.
  • If Boss is gonna see it, it has to be perfect. Mallory messes it up of spite.

“Boss”:

  • Real name is Akirou. He’s a kitsune.
  • Drinks a lot and doesn’t like when people steal his alcohol. He spent money on that, you know!
  • Acts flirty with everyone by draping himself on them. The shorter ones (Mallory, Raine and Leander) are subjected to it more.
  • Sleeps a lot when he doesn’t have anything important to do.

@writer-grandma @srazar @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric and @alexis-bellissima

I did a thing

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Chana McAllistair. A teenager quite happy to be just that. Does dumb shit like mess around with Ouija boards and break into haunted houses with her best friend, Maven Moon. Teal eyeshadow with every outfit regardless of whether or not it matches the colour scheme is a Look™. Prankster. Will date anyone, she doesn’t give a shit about gender or stuff like that. Her hair isn’t usually it’s natural colour but because of reasons (ie: hair recolours aren’t working at the moment) she’s sporting black hair.

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Noelle McAllistair. A teenager ready to be an adult. Straight A student, something her younger twin mocks her for. Is one of the popular kids but doesn’t realise it. Huge lesbian, had a cute little relationship going until she caught her gf making out with someone else. Best friend is Candy Behr. Hates anything to do with horror or scary stuff. Not that into creative things despite coming from a pretty creative family. I’m probably gonna end up putting her in the scientist career, maybe she’ll get an alien gf!

And, as a little bonus:

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Aspen McAllistair nee Bloom!

My precious baby, the first sim I was 100% happy with! She’s a gardener, baker, stylist and a pretty cool mother with a wonderful husband. who I didn’t make because I cant make male sims, okay.

I’m randomly tagging @writersloth in this, mainly because I wanna show her more of my children, lmao

Which AU?

cheshireinunderland:

Idk man, I just felt like doing a thing about how or what Mallory would be in different AUs.

Highschool AU: One word. Troublemaker. Probably interested in studying psychology. Teachers hate her because she always passes but she never pays attention.

Avatar AU: Firebender, no question about it. Plots a lot. Plots like she’s planning world domination. She isn’t.

Musician AU: Idk, she probably plays the violin or fiddle. Maybe she does something like Voltaire. Maybe she sings as well.

Fantasy AU: Probably an assassin. Failing that, she runs a weapon shop. And failing that, she works in a tavern. If she has magic, I think she’d be a jack of all trades with a focus on mind magic.

Coffee Shop AU: Barista. Hates coffee, always drinks tea. Everyone acts confused. Constantly questions why she’s there. Would quit if she could.

Monster AU: Either a vampire or a demon. If she was a demon, she would have gold eyes. Maybe. As a vampire, she’d probably sleep all the time.

That was fun. I might do it again when I find more AUs.

@writersloth, I think these have the potential to be funny? and develop into stories of their own? lmao, I have no clue what I’m doing with my life anymore.

I have more ideas, thanks to @writersloth doing this!

I’m still doing these for Mallory.

Soulmate AU: Depends on what kind of soulmate AU it is. If it’s one where if your soulmate dyes their hair, your hair changes to match it, she’d be that asshole who dyes her hair outrages colours just to be annoying. If it’s one where if you draw on your skin it appears on their skin, she’d draw random things like skulls and sweets just to fuck with them. Basically, she’d be an asshole and would need someone of equal level to deal with her. Or someone with the patience of a saint.

Model AU: A model who, outside of when she has to wear elegant and fashionable clothes, wears the most punkish, tom-boyish clothes she can. 

Mermaid/Cecaelia AU: She’s a cute little vampire squid. Big emphasis on the “vampire” part of that sentence.

Doomed Camping Trip AU: Complained all the way to the campsite, probably knew it was gonna rain and was all “I told you so!” for ages afterwards. Might’ve climbed a tree to get away from the others. Set someone’s bag on fire out of spite.

Boyband AU: Doesn’t listen to the boyband, was dragged there by some friends. Spent it listening to the loudest rock music she could get on her phone. Probably annoyed more than a few people with her lack of care.

Art School AU: Paints a lot of brutal deaths. People are concerned. She doesn’t give a fuck. Is the red substance on her hands paint or dried blood? You dont want to know.