(The camera starts up to Mallory standing very close to it)
“There’s lipstick on my teeth.”
(Cut)
“I think Blondie is PMSing,” came from off camera.
Cue badly covered up snorts of laughter.
(Cut)
“Why does my shampoo smell like strawberries? Alois, did you replace my shampoo with yours?!”
“Why the fuck do you think I would do that?!”
“Because you’re the only one with strawberry shampoo and I can smell cinnamon on you from over here!”
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